On 9th March 2008, historians have found what they believe is the first recording of a human voice. Predating Thomas Edison’s first phonograph recording of 1877. The “phonautograph”, created by etching soot-covered paper by Parisian inventor Edouard-Leon Scott de Martinville, was played by US scientists using a “virtual stylus” to read the lines. The recording was initially believed to be the voice of a woman or adolescent, but further research in 2009 suggested the playback speed had been too high and that it was actually the voice of Scott himself. This is the original recording.
god fucking dammit
My only warning is to turn your speakers down. This is loud as fuck.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
"My Girl’s Pussy", Harry Roy & His Orchestra, (1931)
If anybody ever tells you that there was no sex in the ’20s or ’30s or ’40s, you show them this and laugh in their face.
And YES, it means exactly what you think it means.
Oh my god I forgot I posted this fucking song it’s hilarious
It’s really catchy too…
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god
Simply one of the most amazing comics I’ve ever seen.
"If this was an RPG there’d definitely be something happening with that wall."